Wednesday, March 25, 2015

The only thing worse than television is humanity

So here i am happily enjoying the labor free first 5 hours of my 24 hour shift when my partner turns on the television. We don't have netflix or amazon so in addition to the mind numbing content of cable tv, we have to endure advertisements and lots of them. I didn't think we could hit a lower point until he turned to TLC. If you are not familiar, these are the cunts who air "my 600lb life". Let me just say to the patients. I hope one of the many thrombi clinging to the walls of your vessels deep, deep down under your many layers of nastiness breaks loose and kills you.  You are a waste of space and hurt our country physically and financially. We don't have enough tax payers to foot the bill of your collective obesity. Nor do we have enough medical personnel to carry you. If you require more than two people to lift you, you need to take a long look into a very large mirror, point an elephant gun at whatever portion of you small enough not to absorb the blast and do us all a favor. To the enablers of these land-manatees, stop! You are an asshole and causing more harm to our country than isis ever could. Now I am usually one who applauds success in most its forms, especially financial. These producers however are glorifying a life style that harms our economy, healthcare system and the backs of any first responders unfortunate enough to encounter an urban-walrus. Please stop, or at least start a fund to help those poor first responders who can no longer work to support their family because of back injuries.

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