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Wednesday, April 22, 2015
It's not rape
If you yell surprise and toss glitter in the air. Just ask any victim(s) of forcible intercourse. I will bet you all those sore little holes were plundered by those who blundered the social contact of surprise sex. It's important to remember, don't overlook the glitter.
Friday, April 10, 2015
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Incontinence
There are numerous variety, from bed wetting children and adolescents to feeble geriatrics soiling their depends. Of course you have your blacked out drunkards involuntarily relieving themselves on themselves.
What i mean to address here is incontinence while you are wiping your ass. So you have already gone #2 and are now on to cleaning that crack. I will assume you have also gone #1 and presumably have an empty bladder. Now being the cleanly clam that you are, i assume that you are thoroughly wiping yourself, apply firm and equal pressure to the affected area. While doing this, have you ever noticed how a short pressurized squirt finds its way out your tunahole? As if it feels that firm and gentle pressure pushing against your sphincter and it just burst out your urethra like a surprise party spilling confetti on your shoes. No? That's good, me neither.
I don't trust anyone who doesn't carry a pocket watch
Why would you? You wouldn't. Who would? No one. It's pretty simple really, like you have syphilis simple. You either have syphilis or you don't. You either carry a pocket watch or you don't love America. You commie bastard!
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