Incontinence

There are numerous variety, from bed wetting children and adolescents to feeble geriatrics soiling their depends. Of course you have your blacked out drunkards involuntarily relieving themselves on themselves.
     What i mean to address here is incontinence while you are wiping your ass. So you have already gone #2 and are now on to cleaning that crack. I will assume you have also gone #1 and presumably have an empty bladder. Now being the cleanly clam that you are, i assume that you are thoroughly wiping yourself, apply firm and equal pressure to the affected area. While doing this, have you ever noticed how a short pressurized squirt finds its way out your tunahole? As if it feels that firm and gentle pressure pushing against your sphincter and it just burst out your urethra like a surprise party spilling confetti on your shoes. No? That's good, me neither.